Hey, don’t laugh! carpet sharks are serious business! more people have fallen prey to fatal toe-nibblings than any other household-cleaning-procrastination-induced injury! Have your carpets checked today!
At this point, I decided that ‘knowledge is power’ would be a good axiom to follow…. if I studied up on carpet sharks, I might be able to rassle me up a solution! So, one call to ‘Insta-Library’ later….
And what profound insights did I gain from my copious research? Exactly nothing, that’s what! Bah! Book learnin’! Nothin’ but trouble, just like my Grandpappy said! Even throwing at the carpet shark was worse than useless! But, just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse….
TO BE CONTINUED….